"If you're so hungry! Why you refusing a Bishop's cupon!?" ('02)
"1/3 of a shirt- oh... wait... that's a TEE SHIRT!!" ('02)
"Me gusta bailar: Ohhh Cha Cha Cha!" ('02)
"I wonder if it's pooey!" ('02)
"Black fries" ('02)
"She's someone who'd skip or jump rope home." ('02)
"Mini Trolley!" ('02)
"Better dust mah room!" ('02)
"Charles! Charles! I said 3 ice cubes, not 4!" ('02)
"That's one for the joke page- Yeeeeeeeeahhhh" ('02)
"Bubbles! (Don't add sugar)" ('02)
"'Tell somebody about those elevators, they don't shut.' 'Does it look like I have *maintenance* written on my forehead?'" ('02)
"How'd we get caught up in all the church stuff?" ('02)
"Me: 'I wonder what would happen if we went to the culligan water?'
Meg: 'They'd prolly baptize us.'" ('02)
"Come on people, I need some help here, I'm not taking these boys back home with me, they'd have to sleep in the barn with the horses in the hay. (Virgil!) " ('02)
"Coooookie" ('02)
"Buzzz Oh Snap!!" ('02)
"No wonder it was busy! We called ourselves! HAHA" ('02)
"I'm finally pregnant! Yay! You finally got knocked up?!?" ('02)
"Page turner #2" ('02)
"Hit in the face with a cable and a soccer ball... geeeez!" ('02)
"He felled off a horse! Naaaaaah!" ('02)
"Needed toenails clipped! Ahhhhhh hahaha!" ('02)
"Sweet onion, sour sweet, cream onion, ahhh I give up!" ('02)
"Oh my god! It's your boyfriend! Loooook! He's praying!" ('02)
"Ohhhh look at THAT house! Ohhh yeah! ;) " ('02)
"'Have you girls noticed that bus boy?'
'He's right behind you!!!!!' " ('02)
"You wanna get high... off pop?" ('02)
"Ruff!" ('02)
"Mafia guy! Wow he was scary!" ('02)
"He tipped over in his desk! Then tripped over it!" ('02)
"The stickers, we luv kris, naught nice, we luv naughty TV nite ;)" ('02)
"Boy scout beeeeeps" ('02)
"Let's drive off! Ahhh sooooo cooool!" ('02)
"What *are* you supposed to be exactly? That's right WALK AWAY!" ('02)
"5 bucks! Slap the tushy! Haha" ('02)
"7 Days" ('02)
"I'm the King of Covenant!! 'Get me a coke... I SAID DIET!!!' " ('02)
"Code Blue Santa's down!" ('02)
"It's getting way cold... uh oh you know what that means! Now it's freeeezing!" ('02)
"Is that a man or a woman? He was bald... but wearing a furr coat?" ('02)
"Is he admitting he's gay? I'm a lil scared.." ('02)
"There's a fight on the corner! Stop the car!" ('02)
"Hey! It's Dr. Tang, a kick in a glass!" ('02)
"He could just be an ugly American?" ('02)
"Mullet Man- business in the front, party in the back. It's the mullet attack!!" ('02)
"M.E. M.E. M.E. M.E. oh just shut up already!" ('02)
"Ta heck with that noise!" ('02)
"I told you, I'm getting like 5 inches cut off. OMG OMG come with me to hold my hand!" ('02)
"Break Lady- does she *ever* work?" ('02)
"4 kids!? I have none?! Wut's this am I infertile!?!" ('02)
"Santa's down for real! OMG OMG Ahh! Code blue for real!" ('02)
"Watch the baby grow!" ('02)
"Popcorn guy shakin his pop corn. We sit by some weird people!" ('02)
"Monsterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!- One more time for the man in the red ascot!" ('02)
"Someone breathed and she fell over." ('02)
"She'd probably dialate to 5." ('02)
"Dash! Sprinkle! Spritz!" ('03)
"Ghoneria Guy talkin loud on his phone" ('03)
"DOOOORK!" ('03)
"1 answer 1 chi chi whole test Chi chi shake!" ('03)
"Your friends that live under your eyes!" ('03)
"Fat wannabe girl!" ('03)
"N's GF- OMG OMG Don't move me! We can't be split up! We love each other!" ('03)
"Mr. L- No no I enjoyed it ;)" ('03)
"Uncle Caveman" ('03)
"We made the book!" ('03)
"I need some R&R and I don't mean rest and relaxation ;)" ('03)
"Ahhh I'm stuck in the ice! Omg omg omg!" ('03)
"Drivers Ed Book: Check inside vehicle for unwanted passangers. ----- So if you see a robber in there stealing your CD player just say 'Hello, please exit my vehicle, you're an unwanted passanger.' " ('03)
"Rooster hat... what, did your Gramma knit that for ya?" ('03)
"See ya in the mornin, before the sun comes up! Hey, maybe Mr. Robertson will tell us a good place to park to see the sun rise." ('03)
"Break doesn't start till we sit down." ('03)
"I ain't takin it! The wheelchair's gonna cause a collision, 9 deaths.. oh well.. 'I ain't takin it!' " ('03)
"Fast forward thru Insomnia" ('03)
"We're magnets for em!" ('03)
"What's that long present? That's the wrapping paper!" ('03)
"You tripped me infront of the nurses meeting!" ('03)
"Boxer Kmart Dancer Guy look alike was starin at us eeeek!" ('03)
"Your bladder's the size of a pea, so you have to wear diapies!" ('03)
"We'll invent the new pee cup inspired by Kris!" ('03)
"Let's debate!" ('03)
"Don't spill the big pop, it might drown us all!" ('03)
"Meg's in the shower... havehercallmeback :click:" ('03)
"I feel like I should be chewin some gum!" ('03)
"The church van!" ('03)
"Point...Laugh... and RUN!" ('03)
"The romantic man staring into her eyes!" ('03)
"The teeny tiny glasses... wut's up with that!?!" ('03)
"We've got STARS... no... SARS" ('03)
"Ah! The get well soon balloon" ('03)
"Cover your ears... and for a good reason!" ('03)
"How many years should I stay married to my 1st husband? 7... sounds good!" ('03)
"Get it while it's clean!" ('03)
"The carps are coming! OMG I'm drunk as h3lL!" ('03)
"That's a canananada coin!" ('03)
"Hit me up on my house" ('03)
"Mossy" ('03)
"We befriend all of the 3 year olds" ('03)
"5 bucks to....." ('03)
"We're the fire fakers!" ('03)
"What's the 'K' stamp for? Probably cause it's quarter night." ('03)
"Meg: 'You know when you pull up beside someone in their car and they're singing?'
Meg: 'Yeah, that's funny.'
Meg: 'Well that's me..'" ('03)
"Me: 'With an eppidural it's just like :plop:'
Meg: 'It's like woah, I've had poops harder to push out than that!'" ('03)
"Uh oh... we lost the smiley face balloon!" ('03)
"My legs are as hairy as a mo-fo" ('03)
"Oh danny boy...." ('03)
"Drunken ladies at the concert... 'the article' was an overshare!" ('03)
